The humans just don't understand me. I thought it was a pretty clear and obvious thing. I need to lick them!
They feel the compulsive need to kiss and hug each other and so do I. But as rugged and stout as my arms are, they are just a tiny bit too short to hug them.
And I like to kiss too. I just like to use a lot of tongue very repetitively in random places where ever I can find open skin. That's not that different than I've seen the humans do, let's be honest...
So human Kasey, especially, needs to get over himself and let me lick his face! Luckily for me his beard is getting long enough I can pin his beard down with my paws and get a lick or two in before he pulls away. He is so selfish.
