Monday, March 30, 2015

Too long!

Oh god it's been too long.  I love being a seaman but I don't get to sail as much as I would like.  My pets took me out on the high seas with them and it was awesome! We maxed and relaxed as we made our way south to the mouth of Anclote River leading to Tarpon Springs.  I got out on Anclote Key to do some exploring and watched the sunset.

Everything was great except I did kind of tinkle in the bed on Kasey's legs even though I had just used the bathroom on the island hours before...  He woke up thinking it was raining and started shutting hatches,  He was not very happy.  I hope that doesn't hurt my chances of going back.  I'm curious to see what this "litter box" he mentioned is...

Just "hanging out" in the car with Kasey and napping while Amber provisions in Walmart.

I'm on top but I'm a little hard to see.

The good life

Monday, March 16, 2015

I've been a bad wiener...

So I've been a bad wiener. It's not my fault though. She smells so good.  Bailey is in what the humans call "heat."  I don't know what that is except she is getting me all hot and bothered.  She is all I can think about.  I can't eat, I can't sleep, I don't come when called, and I have to be with her.  I keep getting in trouble for going into the pen with her though.  Kasey even lined the lower half of the pen with Non-climb fencing but I still got over it with the help of a conveniently place cinder block.  He was not happy.  He made some reference to not being happy about beating his wiener.  He thought it was amusing but I don't get it. Then again I don't get a lot of what humans talk about.  He has since lined more of the pen with fencing too small for me to slip through.  So I'm forced to sit and lick her, and myself, from the outside of the pen.  How long will this magical spell last?