Monday, March 16, 2015

I've been a bad wiener...

So I've been a bad wiener. It's not my fault though. She smells so good.  Bailey is in what the humans call "heat."  I don't know what that is except she is getting me all hot and bothered.  She is all I can think about.  I can't eat, I can't sleep, I don't come when called, and I have to be with her.  I keep getting in trouble for going into the pen with her though.  Kasey even lined the lower half of the pen with Non-climb fencing but I still got over it with the help of a conveniently place cinder block.  He was not happy.  He made some reference to not being happy about beating his wiener.  He thought it was amusing but I don't get it. Then again I don't get a lot of what humans talk about.  He has since lined more of the pen with fencing too small for me to slip through.  So I'm forced to sit and lick her, and myself, from the outside of the pen.  How long will this magical spell last?

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